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House With ‘World’s Worst Floorplan’ Discovered On Redfin

In other world record news, this is the Redfin listing for a home in Glendora, California that sold last year for $780,000 (and is currently estimated to be worth almost $1-million because the housing market is totally boinked) and has what can only be described as “the world’s worst floorplan.” It’s like somebody was playing Tetris and just slammed down all the pieces willy-nilly. I’ve included a bunch of shots of the actual interior as well, and while the individual rooms themselves don’t look all that bad (besides all the junk in the bonus room) it seems unusual to have 3 of the 4 bedrooms (including the master) only accessible via walking through the bonus room AND A SHARED BATHROOM. Nobody can go to their room, I’m pooping! Also, whoever lives there better pray they never have a house fire, because there’s no way firefighters are finding anybody or anything in that house.

Keep going for a bunch of shots, which led me to believe the person who bought it told the realtor, “As long as it has a cool outdoor bar, I don’t care about anything else.”

The real heart of the house: this shared walk-thru bathroom.