Note: Keep your volume in check, death metal. Also, the demonic AI visuals (generated from the original video) are definitely going to give me nightmares, so maybe not watch it either. This is a death metal cover of Rebecca Black’s 2011 banger ‘Friday’ performed by Danny Dodge. Personally, I love

Because this is the internet and the internet never stops churning like the belly of a foul beast, this is another mashup song from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously ruined things HERE), this time combining Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ with ‘Dueling Banjos’ from Deliverance. It’s, uh…it’s really something. Something I

Because this is the internet and the internet is sick in the head, here’s a video from editor Bill McClintock featuring Men At Work’s ‘Down Under’ mashed up with Metallica’s ‘One’. It’s pretty much exactly what I expected it to be, which is absolute perfection. I want this played at

Because now is as good a time as any for the apocalypse, this is the 2023 Cat Balls wall calendar. A real product you can buy on Amazon (affiliate link), the calendar features 12 months of, you guessed it, cat balls. If weird cat balls aren’t your thing though, no

Because this is the internet and the internet is full of weird hidden gems, here’s a video of a woman demonstrating how she thinks different pastas, cheeses, and breads would walk if they were human. And I’m pretty sure I speak for everyone here when I say thank God they

Because how are you supposed to get any work done when you can be loving on your pets (anybody hiring?), this is a video of Shadow the white-bellied parrot going nuts jumping around on his owner’s keyboard, demanding the attention he so rightfully deserves. Or, who knows, maybe he’s just

This is a video of two Nebraskan sousaphone players at Bennington High School (which apparently had no problem lifting their mascot from the University Of Wisconsin) having a lightsaber duel, and providing the appropriate lightsaber sound effects with their instruments. That’s fun. Way funner than anything I did in high

Because my feet demanded it, Adidas is releasing limited edition The Simpsons themed sneakers. There will be a Superstar with Marge Simpson’s blue hair covering the entire shoe, and a Stan Smith with Homer’s iconic ‘backing into the bushes’ meme on its heel. They’ll be released before the end of