This is a brief video of an automated lemon-stickering machine (I know it was on my Christmas list) doing its thing. Its thing being applying the stickers to lemons so both you and the cashier can identify them at the supermarket. Oh is that a lemon? Shoot, I meant to

This is a video of music student Matthew Van Ness (of the Loch clan presumably) performing the Halo theme by previously recording himself performing 100 different parts of the song, then mix-tracking them all together. That is impressive. For reference, I would have come up with the idea, said I

This is a video from musician and Youtuber Andrea Boma Boccarusso providing a history of metal music, from the 1950’s to present. His lesson plan includes “a medley of metal examples accompanied by descriptions, artists, and albums that typified each era.” Neato. Of course if you don’t have time to

Developed by artist and speaker Dries Depoorter, The Flemish Scrollers is a machine learning system that watches live-streams of the Flemish government at work, detecting and identifying officials distracted by their phones (or scrolling on their phones — hence The Flemish Scrollers), and automatically uploads the footage to Twitter with

This is the cinematic masterpiece created by TikToker lukedonkin of a baby doll riding a moped repeatedly flipping down flights of stairs, crashing into things, and all around raising heck on the sidewalks of Melbourne, Australia. It’s surprisingly worth a watch, and may very well prove to be the finest

Music: like a microwave or successful relationship, I don’t understand how it works. Obviously, when God was handing out musical understanding and skill I must have snuck back into the penis line wearing an eye patch. This is a video of Neil Diamond’s 1969 classic ‘Sweet Caroline’ in a minor

This is a video of and from a robotic spy crab built by the nature photographers at John Downer Productions in order to infiltrate the annual red crab migration on Christmas Island in order to capture some up-close and personal footage. Highlights include a crab trying to cannibalize the robot

This is a video from Twitter user BallyMoran, who identified a famous landmark in London using Google Maps. This is a video of that. I didn’t really feel good about posting it, but I don’t feel good about a lot of things and still do them. That’s just the kind