These are a couple videos of people who have attached cordless drills to the player rods of foosball tables and play with the press of a trigger instead of the flick of a wrist. It’s basically just a giant spinning mess. I’m sorry, but I have no tolerance for spinners,

Presumably busted mid home invasion, this is a video of a bear in Colorado Springs, Colorado attempting to make a hasty escape out a home’s second story window after entering on the ground floor and getting trapped upstairs after closing itself in a bedroom. “WTF! Goldilocks never have to do

This is a clip from the BBC Earth/PBS series Big Pacific of David Attenborough narrating the efforts of a male white-spotted puffer fish as it creates an intricate mandala in the sand to attract a mate. The puffer works tirelessly with its fins 24 hours a day for a week

Because nothing brings a family together like answering questions about their sex lives in front of each other (Thanksgiving, am I right?), this is a clip from Family Feud in which contestants were asked to name the sport that most resembles their lovemaking style. Everyone struggles with an answer, presumably

This is a 5K, 60FPS ride in the front row of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Shellraiser roller coaster at the Nickelodeon Universe amusement park in New Jersey. The coaster’s most unique feature is a steeper-than-straight-down 121.5-degree drop (seen at 2:00 in the video), that would almost certainly have me

This is a video from a Holiday Inn in San Jose, California of a thieving couple using a Lock Monkey style under-the-door lever opener to try to gain access to one of the rooms after knocking to make sure nobody was home (the woman in the room saw them through

This is a video from a recent Indiana State vs Iowa college baseball game in which an Indiana State outfielder pretends to catch a Iowa batter’s home run ball, convincing him enough that the hitter stops running and begins to walk off the field. As he does, his teammates urge

Because everybody wants to be the next Blue Man Group, this is a video of Japanese band BOZESTYLE performing The Imperial March via buttons attached to their bald heads (with the addition of some mannequins). That’s something. Maybe not something I’d pay $80 to see in Vegas, but only because