This is a video of an extreme health and fitness enthusiast demonstrating his hardcore push-up routine, one that appears to incorporate all the physical energy I’d typically exert over the course of two to three weeks. Wow, I’m out of breath just watching. AND my wrists and ankles hurt. Not

Presumably as part of its tryouts for the Ninja Turtles, this is a video of Tommy the tortoise inspecting a line of shoes (including a black shoe with white tape on one side) before making his way around to the other side of the line and specifically headbutting the black

Presumably rehearsing for their gig at the next Illuminati gala, this is a video of a robbed figure wearing a mask demonstrating their very impressive object manipulation skills with two enormous nipple piercings. Just imagine the size of the boobs on the giant those must have come from! “I don’t

This is a video of multidimensional movement artist iamnirvana777 performing a spinal wave dance from a forearm stand. So fluid — the amount of strength and muscle control that must involve! You know, I have dreams at night that I’m really good at walking on my hands and I can

This is a video from a motorist traveling a Phoenix highway during a recent dust storm that reduced visibility to barely being able to see the Arizona Cardinals spare tire cover on the Jeep in front of you. And you certainly wouldn’t have been able to read the ‘IT’S A

This is a video of a precious red panda at a zoo coming outside from its sleep enclosure and being threatened by a rock. Quickly taking the offensive, it slaps the rock a few times and makes itself as large as it can by standing on its back legs and

This is a very worthwhile video of pop artist Mr. Doodle covering the entirety of his home (inside and out) with doodles, using 401 cans of black spray paint, 286 bottles of black ink, and 2296 pen nibs over the course of two years. Damn! I only wish I knew

Because what’s life if not constantly cheating death, this is a video of cliff diver Owen Weymouth launching off an oceanfront cliff balcony followed by Robert Wall, who’s capturing all the action with a camera in his mouth. Were there mathematical calculations involved with this jump, or just a “Eh,