Because the internet, just like a vinyl record, never stops turning despite the fact you passed out on the sofa hours ago, this is a video animation of Squid Games’ red light/green light game, but played by WALL-E, a Terminator T800, Boston Dynamics’ Atlas humanoid robot, and Pac-Man. Who wins?

Ever wondered what Super Mario 64 would look like with random values added to every vertices? Well boy are you going to be able to sleep well tonight, because this a video of exactly that! I guess sometimes dreams really do come true. Especially the one about me waking up

What will undoubtedly be considered the greatest opus of Australian artist Jason Sank, these life-size catmen were made using actual cat hair he collected from a groomer. Some more info about these modern Davids while I hack up a furball: Sank sculpted the fur over chicken wire forms he built

Watching paint dry: I’m into it. It’s relaxing, like sitting on the toilet staring at the shower curtain with your elbows on your knees until your legs fall asleep and you have to crawl out of the bathroom on hands and knees. But enough about my morning ritual, this is

The internet: let’s just stop beating around the bush — it’s a cesspool. But do I still swim in it? Of course I do, I mean I did bring my water wings. And floating around this cesspool, bobbing like a carefree turd is this video of the red light/green light

This is a video of an amateur daredevil flipping off of a curb and landing balanced on some sort of utility pole/box. While certainly impressive, I can’t help but feel that curb was just itching to crack his skull open or break his neck. Risky behavior! And you know how

This is some security cam footage of a tow truck driver that drops the car he’s towing while taking a turn, then returns to pick it back up and gets out of the truck without properly setting the brake, and it proceeds to smash the car and run into a

Working out and staying fit: it means different things to different people. To me, it means getting up off the sofa (abs and legs) to walk to the fridge (cardio) and grabbing another Coke Zero (biceps, diet). To this guy it means doing bicep curls, shoulder presses and some leg