Watching paint dry: I’m into it. It’s relaxing, like sitting on the toilet staring at the shower curtain with your elbows on your knees until your legs fall asleep and you have to crawl out of the bathroom on hands and knees. But enough about my morning ritual, this is a video of a guy painting an interior wall in a very respectable 45 seconds. Granted he already masked and painted around the molding and all the lights/switches/outlets, but still. From what I could gather, he basically slathers a healthy amount of paint in a zig-zag horizontally across the wall, then spreads that paint to the top and bottom. Plus he’s wearing a Nike ‘Built for speed’ t-shirt. I bet that’s the real secret.