Note: Some appropriately colorful language from the people filming. This is a video of a pilot ejecting from an F-35B Lightning II fighter jet at the Naval Air Station Joint Reserve Base Fort Worth in Texas after a failed attempted at a vertical landing. Thankfully, the pilot is fine, but

In what happens under the porch, stays under the porch news, this is some home security cam footage of a threesome headed out for some quality time in the hot tub when the two dudes both slip down the stairs, one right after the other. I imagine there will definitely

This is a video of a girl and her dad doing some indoor softball batting practice (indoor + batting anything is generally a risky combo) when she hits a ball over the net, breaking one of the garage door windows. Her dad looks pretty angry afterwards, but this is just

This is some home security camera footage of a man pretreating his new deck supports for termites when he steps on one of the loose boards he’s using for footing and it smacks him in the face cartoon style, sending him into the railing and falling between the beams. That

This is a video of a snowboarder riding a T-bar lift and having a hard time of it, eventually letting go and sliding down the slope, managing to stay right in the middle where he can do the most damage, taking out other skiers and snowboarders along the way like

This is a short video from the top of a not very snowy ski lift (where is this, Florida?) of two skiers failing to exit the lift properly, with one sitting down right away, and the other waiting until the lift is making its turn to fall off. Honestly, if

This is some security cam footage from an automotive shop of a quintet having a discussion about (I assume) what the numbers on the sides of tires mean, when the ground collapses beneath them, sending them all into a pit, with a motorcycle on top of them. And this is

This is a video of a guy trying to push a wheelbarrow full of mulch up a steep hill and ending up covered in it. While we’re on the topic, what’s your guess for the percentage of people who think wheelbarrow is actually spelled wheelbarrel? My guess is high based