This is a video of a snowboarder riding a T-bar lift and having a hard time of it, eventually letting go and sliding down the slope, managing to stay right in the middle where he can do the most damage, taking out other skiers and snowboarders along the way like human bowling pins. Leaving a trail of destruction and pain in your wake: I know all about it. I’ve been described as somewhat of a tornado myself. I just blow into your life, tear your roof off, then leave before you can even catch my name. It’s not a life for everyone. I’m not even sure it’s a life for me, but it’s all I know.

Thanks to Just A, who agrees this is exactly why we need affordable jetpacks.