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Two Dudes Consecutively Slip Down Porch Stairs

In what happens under the porch, stays under the porch news, this is some home security cam footage of a threesome headed out for some quality time in the hot tub when the two dudes both slip down the stairs, one right after the other. I imagine there will definitely be some massaging going on in that hot tub shortly. Also, somebody’s bro trap is clearly working.