This is some security cam footage from a grocery store where an old man (we’ll call him Mario Andreighty) tries to beat the closing automatic doors and ends up plowing right into one, breaking everything and dropping the door’s giant cover plate on top of him, causing him to speed

This is a video from the Tokay Stakes 2023 in Nagoya, Japan of Number 5 horse Vanyar losing its jockey right at the starting gate, running the whole race by itself, and winning. Unfortunately for Vanyar, horses that finish jockeyless are disqualified, so 2nd place (normally the first loser) took

This is some home security cam footage of a young driver who, exiting the house, notices he’s blocked in and even acknowledges it with a “I’m blocked in, dude.” Then he gets in his truck and immediately backs into the car that was blocking him in like he has the

This is a video of a man attempting to prepare something to eat aboard a boat during rough seas. He seems to be doing a fine enough job until one of his bowls goes flying. I would argue the five second rule should be extended to ten seconds aboard boats,

This is some home security cam footage of a charging iPhone 4 spontaneously combusting. Now I know what you’re thinking, “An iPhone 4, really? Those came out way back in 2010 — they probably aren’t even compatible with today’s electricity.” And I’d be inclined to agree with you if I

This is a video highlighting all the real OSHA violations spotted in Boston Dynamics’ latest video of its ATLAS humanoid robot doing some construction work. Unsurprisingly, the robot does NOT follow proper safety guidelines. Like, at all. I wish I could say I’m surprised. I also wish I could say

This is some home security cam footage of a young German Shepherd taking an Amazon package and playing with it like a toy while the delivery driver tries and fails to capture a photo as proof of delivery. Honestly, I feel like a wide shot of the dog in the

This is a video of some MENSA member who decided to take his work truck through an automated carwash WITH A LADDER ON TOP, and wreck both ladder and car wash in the process. Did your ladder really need a cleaning that bad? What is wrong with people? Now I