Note: Some appropriately colorful language from the people filming.

This is a video of a pilot ejecting from an F-35B Lightning II fighter jet at the Naval Air Station Joint Reserve Base Fort Worth in Texas after a failed attempted at a vertical landing. Thankfully, the pilot is fine, but the plane? I suspect that’s not just gonna buff out. And those jets are like $80+ million apiece. “Chump change.” Uncle Sam, everyone! He also thinks milk costs $8,000 a gallon.