This is what appears to be a legit video from Huntsville, Alabama (my old stomping grounds!) of a forklift operator dropping a pallet load of mulch onto a trailer and absolutely wrecking that poor bastard. What the hell was the endgame here? Is that what he was trying to do?

This is the $120 Aberlite Pro Professional Beard and Hair Straightener, what’s being advertised as the world’s first professional beard straightener. *checking cobwebs in wallet* Cool, cool, but what if I told you I’ll have to take my chances with an unprofessional beard straightener? The Aberlite Pro uses a comb

This is a very short video of a giraffe demonstrating its technique for reaching ground-level food. In this case, grass. You know I’ve eaten my fair share of grass before, and I honestly don’t see what all these animals like it so much. It doesn’t even taste good and just

These are four videos (to prove it’s a learned behavior and not just a one-time occurrence) of a hungry cat removing a landline phone from its cradle (Cat’s In The Cradle! — hit it, Harry Chapin) so it starts making the off-hook tone as a sort of makeshift alarm clock

This is a short and sweet video of Pax answering a money counting math problem about Jayden’s current financial situation. Some more info while I fondly remember all the plastic pennies and nickels I ate while learning money counting in eighth grade: “Pax was doing math in homeschool where they’re

This is the Kickstarter for the Burrito Pop, a ~$33 (retail price $50, wtf!) burrito holder with a bottom base that twists to expose more burrito from the top, like lipstick or chapstick or a deodorant applicator. It’s also designed to help keep your hands clean and burrito warm in

Last week it was just a decorated length of PVC pipe, this week: a ghostly zipline created by Matt Thompson of Thompson Woodworks to provide candy to children and beer to parents while trick-or-treating. After zipping, the basket is returned to the porch via an electric drill attached to a

This is a short video of a girl challenging her dad to remove a $5 bill from beneath a bottle of hand sanitizer without moving the bottle. His method — genius. I wish I could say I’d be just as clever when faced with the same challenge, but knowing me