Your shoulders, they appear to be missing.
Dancer Demonstrates His Insanely Smooth Flexibility During Routine

This is a video of dancer S (aka Stephane Deheselle) performing a routine and demonstrating his wildly impressive flexibility with moves that can only be described as almost unbelievable. Does he even have any joints? I have joints. And they all start aching the moment I wake up. I’M OLD. “You’re not that old, you just don’t care care of yourself.” My doctor, everybody! I steal his tongue depressors and gauze to make crafts at home.