This is a video of a woman in a beautiful pair of red boots living her best life until she mistakes a pool for ground she can walk on and takes an accidental dip. Jesus did it better. Still, that is unfortunate. But only for her, because I felt quite fortunate watching, like I just won the lottery. I mean, at least as much as a person can feel like they just won the lottery knowing they’re going to be having store-brand Golden Grahams for dinner night.
Thanks again to JustA, who agrees walking on water is best left to the professionals.