This is a clip of an idiot old man too drunk to do anything (let alone drive something), starting a golf cart, driving over a curb, immediately driving through a flower bed and off another curb before crossing the street, hitting yet another curb (that makes three in fives seconds for those of you keeping track), this time launching himself out of the seat and onto the sidewalk face first. Will this serve as an eye-opening experience for him? Maybe in a couple weeks when the swelling goes down.

Keep going for the video, and remember: don’t drink and drive.