Because even a hundred wrongs don’t make a right, these are two videos of a man getting his truck towed in Brooklyn for parking in a tow zone, starting just after he tried driving his vehicle off the back of the tow arm. After that failed, he tries to fight

This is a video of the aftermath of a nimrod Maserati Levante owner who intentionally drove his ~$100,000 vehicle “around multiple barrels, signs, an arrow board, and barricades into high water at US 23 and I-270 on the south side of Columbus, Ohio,” where he proceeded to get stuck on

Because VR/AR is not the distraction most people need in their lives no matter how hard Apple or Facebook tries to convince them otherwise, this is a video of an idiot wearing Apple’s Vision Pro at a fine dining establishment (already a red flag), and accidentally (debatable) breaking a glass

This is some dashcam footage from police in Excelsior Springs, Missouri, who found a man towing a 70-foot mobile home on Thanksgiving night, swerving all over the road. Suspecting the man was drunk, a chase resulted, with the man trying to make a run for it TOWING A 70-FOOT MOBILE

Because you have to work with what you’re given, and if you aren’t given anything you steal a tractor and make a run for it, this is a video from North Carolina of 43-year old Ronnie Hicks (despite the perfect North Carolina name, I assume he’s actually visiting from Florida

Because why should you be inconvenienced after making a mistake when you can just inconvenience and/or seriously injure other people, this is a video of a motorist who missed their exit on a highway stopping in the middle of the road in order to make the return to the exit,

This is a video of a driver who, almost certainly through some fault of their own (my guess is backed into a light pole making a right turn), dented the shit out of their trunk. So what do they do? Get on the highway and try to get somebody to

Seen here driving like a typical BMW owner, this is a video of a Romanian man getting the everliving shit t-boned out of his vehicle by a stationary light pole trying to evade the police while drunk and high on cocaine. “They were supposed to cancel each other out!” I