This is a video of Master Of Wine (I used to be a Master of Canned Beer and Hard Liquor) Konstantin Baum opening and tasting a 159-year old bottle of Burmester port wine bottled way back in 1863. Ah, 1863 — I remember it well. “You’re not an undead warlock.”

Because what are the holidays if not a time to drink too much and say or do things you’ll regret in front of your entire family, this is a video of a woman pregaming for the big event by chugging a glass of wine then headbutting her gingerbread house into

This is a video from Honolulu, Hawaii (I wish I was there right now) of a suspected drunk driver (although the driver has not been booked or charged yet, regardless, DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE) crashing into 17 parallel-parked cars while he sparks his way down Ala Wai Boulevard on bare

Beer: it gets you drunk. And to celebrate the nation’s increased COVID-influenced drinking problem, this is a U.S. map created by topagency highlighting each state’s most popular beer. Did you know alcohol consumption in the United States has increased almost 8.9% since the pandemic? That’s true. And, according to the

In terrifying news, this is a video captured by a motorist in Fairmont, Minnesota of a bunch of train tanker cars carrying ethanol derailing and rolling over at a traffic crossing, causing a chain/train reaction of other tankers rolling over. For reference, that is very scary. Still — was the

This is a video demonstration of the ‘surprise champagne wall’ available for rental from Fort Collins, Colorado based Fable Custom Designs + Rentals, who aims to make your wedding or other special event as Instagrammy as possible. Admittedly, an on-call drink wall does sound pretty nice. Just replace that champagne

This is a short video of a bartender mixing two shark bike drinks, complete with plastic sharks filled with the red portion of the drink, which makes the blue drink look bloody when they’re added. She then tosses some ice around because why not? Obviously, I assume that parasailer who

This is a clip of an idiot old man too drunk to do anything (let alone drive something), starting a golf cart, driving over a curb, immediately driving through a flower bed and off another curb before crossing the street, hitting yet another curb (that makes three in fives seconds