Two words: I'm gone.
Fish Flops To Freedom From Sidewalk Bucket To Storm Drain

Life, uh, finds a way. Case in point: this video from Vietnam of a fish in a shallow red bucket that decides today’s not the day to be eaten and flops out of the bucket, into the street, realizes it’s going the wrong way, and eventually flip-flops itself into a storm drain. That’s crazy. So crazy I’m hiring this fish as the driver for my next big heist since it clearly knows how to make a clean getaway.