This is a video of a very good dog repeatedly rebounding the basketball after its owner takes a shot. For reference, my dog Ellie won’t poop on a 30 minute walk because she’s too busy being distracted and trying to eat everything she comes across, then goes almost immediately once she sets paw back on carpet again. *Ellie barks* Haha, suuuuure — equal but different. *rolls eyes, pets lovingly*

Thanks to MSA, who agrees all dogs are good in their own way.