In imagine that thing getting dropped in your lap news, this is a video captured from a hotel balcony at Myrtle Beach, South Carolina of an osprey soaring above the beach with a fish as big as it is in its talons. Now that was a good catch. You could feed a lot of baby ospreys with th– no? It’s just you? What a glutton. I’m kidding, my eyes are always way bigger than my stomach too. You should see me at the all-you-can-eat buffet. “Standing outside crying at the ‘CLOSED’ sign on the door because of the pandemic?” It breaks my heart. It’s shattered, honestly.

Thanks to MSA, who agrees it’s all fun and games until you accidentally drop your dinner on some kids trying to build a sandcastle.