Nailed it.
Guy Attempts Backflip On Swing, Fails Miserably

This is a video of some guy who I’m assuming is on drugs playing on the swings at a music festival and attempting a backflip but kissing the planet instead. Swinging: it isn’t for everyone. Especially those who want their partner all to themselves. My girlfriend says that’s normal, but I think she’s just afraid of other women falling in love. I’m a real catch. And I’m not talking about a boot or a rusty can either, I’m at least a tire.