This is a video of self-proclaimed bird nut (I never would have guessed!) Spencer Staley demonstrating his Ultimate Hummingbird Helmet, a hard hat modified with seven full-size hummingbird feeders dangling from its protruding rods. Um, aren’t the ones behind your head a little overkill though? You got eyes back there, Spencer?! Obviously, this is the perfect helmet for clenching this year’s Most Eccentric Neighbor award. Obviously, it is not the perfect helmet for entering doors or playing hide-and-seek.