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Well That’s…Unique: House For Sale With Attached 9-Cell Jail

This is the listing for a $350,000 2-bed, 2-bath, 9-cell home in Fayette, Missouri that comes complete with an attached jail (right off the kitchen!) since it was originally the county sheriff’s home and jail. Plus it was built in 1875, so you know it’s haunted. Some more details while I suggest law enforcement pay a weekly visit to the cells to bust whatever serial killer buys this house:

1875 Howard County Sheriff’s House and Jail. Extremely unique opportunity!! Extensive renovation in 2005 (supposedly $1.5 million) captures modern high end finishes with traditional architecture and character. This home is 2465 sq ft with three levels of living area, 2 bedroom. 1.5 bath, high end finish throughout, appears to have been totally rewired, replumbed and new HVAC zoned system installed. AND THE BEST PART, connected to the home is a 2500 sq ft legitimate jail with 9 cells, booking room and 1/2 bath. The cell door lock throws appear to be operational. Full basement under the home with lighting throughout. Possibilities are amazing with this property.

I suppose you could turn it into some sort of jail themed bed and breakfast. Or you could, I don’t know, buy a house that doesn’t have a jail attached to it like a normal person who doesn’t buy plastic sheeting in bulk like Dexter.

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