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Hole In One: Golfer Hits Ball Into Own Eye

This is a video of a very amateur or possibly even whatever is below very amateur golfer practicing his tee-off and driving a ball right into his own eye, with some people cheering for Tiger Woods audio added for extra comedic effect. Now I’m not saying this guy should probably stick to mini golf, but I did hear if you get a hole-in-one on number 18 you get a free ice cream cone, which he could then press into that eye to keep the swelling down.