OMG I want a cracker too!
Two Birds Have A Humanlike Conversation With Each Other

This is a video of two ring-necked parakeets having a sweet, humanlike conversation with each other and making kissy sounds. They sound like lovebirds! Like, two people in love, not actual lovebirds because lovebirds generally aren’t talkers. Man, birds are nuts. It’s almost hard to believe the government went through all the work of developing them just to spy on us. “Wait, what?” Shhhhhhhhhh! *pointing to pigeon outside window* Meet me in the bathroom. “I’m not meeting you in the bathroom.” Well I’ve gotta pee and I’d appreciate somebody there to compliment the power of my stream.