This is a video of a family attempting to exit the Gully Washer at Six Flags Fiesta Texas after their raft got held up due to a ride malfunction. “I ain’t waitin’ for this $hit,” I imagine one idiot exclaiming before leaping from the ride against the ride workers’ requests. The boy who jumped struggles to even swim in the current and has to be yanked out of the water. God willing, this family was banned from the park. Or at least kicked out for not wearing shoes after that one dude lost them in the rapids. This is why I don’t do the public. Also, I’m sure there was a minimum height requirement to ride this ride, maybe consider adding an IQ requirement as well to prevent this sort of thing from happening in the future. It doesn’t even have to be that high, like 75.

@jebbrownsack Rough day at @Six Flags today. #fypシ゚viral #sixflags #fail #jesuslovesyou #fyppppppppppppppppppppppp #viral ♬ original sound – Jeff Erson