This is a video of a family attempting to exit the Gully Washer at Six Flags Fiesta Texas after their raft got held up due to a ride malfunction. “I ain’t waitin’ for this $hit,” I imagine one idiot exclaiming before leaping from the ride against the ride workers’ requests.

Because some people like to see a bad idea carried out to completion (I can respect that), this is a video of Colin Furze constructing an ass-mounted flamethrower. Powered by an aerosol can and electric ignitor, the flamethrower is mounted in the rear of his pants so he can produce

These are two videos taken aboard an Asiana Airlines flight to Daegu, South Korea, where a passenger in his 30’s decided to open an emergency door mid-flight. The plane was able to land safely, and the man admitted to authorities he opened the door, but didn’t provide a reason why.

This is a video of a woman who’s clearly never seen Grizzly Man raking the snow off a bear that came to visit her porch, possibly looking for a handout. Is this a good idea? No. Honestly, I’m half-surprised this isn’t found footage from a cell phone discovered in a

Because nothing quite screams robot apocalypse like a flying robotic spider, researchers at the University of Tokyo’s robotics department have developed just that, in the form of SPIDAR. What does SPIDAR stand for? Why ‘SPherIcally vectorable and Distributed rotors assisted Air-ground amphibious quadruped Robot’ of course! Jeez, use your brain.

In other world record news, this is the Redfin listing for a home in Glendora, California that sold last year for $780,000 (and is currently estimated to be worth almost $1-million because the housing market is totally boinked) and has what can only be described as “the world’s worst floorplan.”

In bad idea news, this is a video of engineer Allen Pan building robotic legs so a snake can experience every snake’s lifelong dream of walking. Should we be giving snakes robotic legs? Of course not, but that’s not going to stop somebody from doing it for the Youtube views,

In who would have thought news, this is a video of a guy standing on a powerful flying drone, attempting to shoot a basketball and missing horribly, then the ball bounces back, hits one of the rotors, and sends him crashing back down to earth. Honestly, this could have ended