Because this is the internet and the internet never sleeps, and even if you catch it sleeping and call it out it insists it was just thinking with its eyes closed, this is Indiana Jones And The Elden Ring, a mashup of clips from Indiana Jones movies and gameplay from Elden Ring. It was actually much better than I anticipated, and I already anticipated a video I’d want played at my wedding, so you can rest assured this will be replacing the photo montage of myself and my wife as children.