Because what is the internet if not a human-powered Matrix to deliver an unending supply of cat videos to those who chose the blue pill, this is a video of a kitten enjoying a face full of humidifier mist. Hey — you’ve gotta stay moisturized. Just this morning my girlfriend told me how dry and cracked my hands are, like I didn’t already know. Not only are they attached to me, but I stare at them all the time trying to think of stupid words to type in these boxes. I told her you know there’s a good reason why the phrase ‘know something like the back of your hands’ exists. Then she asked what that reason was and I was dumbfounded. I really could have used you there for backup.