I pooped my pants for him!
Man Narrowly Avoids Plummeting Elevator: Not Today, Death

In death defying news, this is some security camera footage of a Chinese factory worker who hauls a pallet truck loaded with heavy bags into an elevator and is reaching to pull the safety gate down when the whole damn elevator plummets to the depths below just inches behind him. Talk about close calls. Hopefully this man immediately ran out and bought some lottery tickets afterwards, because he’s a lucky man. And hopefully he won that lottery and doesn’t have to work anymore because clearly work wants him dead.