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Mountain Biker Accidentally Chases Bear Down Trail, Falls Off Bike

This is some helmetcam footage from a mountain biker who unknowingly begins chasing a bear down the trail he’s on, with the bear hauling ass to get away from the wheeled demon behind it. Then he crashes his bike, presumably giving the bear time to set up an ambush further down the trail to exact its revenge on this poor bastard for the Goldilocks incident. Ten bucks says this camera was found by a hiker in a pile of bear poop. I mean have you seen that Cocaine Bear trailer?

Keep going for the video, as well as the trailer for Cocaine Bear because bears.