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My Garden Demands It: The Ring Bell For Champagne Magical Topiary Wall

This is a video demonstration of the ‘surprise champagne wall’ available for rental from Fort Collins, Colorado based Fable Custom Designs + Rentals, who aims to make your wedding or other special event as Instagrammy as possible. Admittedly, an on-call drink wall does sound pretty nice. Just replace that champagne with orange juice and sausage, eggs and toast and then install the wall permanently behind my bed.