This is a short video of a bartender mixing two shark bike drinks, complete with plastic sharks filled with the red portion of the drink, which makes the blue drink look bloody when they’re added. She then tosses some ice around because why not? Obviously, I assume that parasailer who

Because pouring shots takes time (I’m talking valuable seconds here) — time you could spend drinking instead, this is the $26 quick shot dispenser. You just pour into the middle of the bowl above, and it distributes booze relatively evenly into the shot glasses below (which can be individually plugged

This is a video of ‘Unnecessary Invention’ inventor Matty Benedetto demonstrating his shot-pouring coat hook, which I would argue is, in fact, a very necessary invention. Granted you have to remember to replace the empty airplane bottle with a new one every day, and make sure to return the shot

This is a set of hand-painted gaming dice created by die maker Live And Let Dice, inspired by the cherry blossom covered minty cans of AriZona Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey. A single D20 die will set you back $42, and a full set of D4,D6,D8,D10,D10%,D12, and D20 will

This is a four minute timelapse video of a glass of soda with a lemon over the course of 105 days. It looks like things really start to get delicious around the one week mark, and just keep getting more and more delectable from there. I’ll take a sip of

This is the $12 Magic Tap, a battery operated automatic drink dispenser “with a universal cap that fits most containers” so you can dispense milk or juice or anything else from a large-mouth bottle with the press of your glass against its lever. That way you don’t even have to

Because there’s no question these are the end times, PepsiCo has teamed up with Red Lobster to create the DewGarita, an unholy margarita made with Mountain Dew. The beverage will be available at all Red Lobster locations by the end of the year, and will allegedly “pair perfectly with Red

These are the SpongeBob themed tiki mugs sculpted by Ramirez Studios and for sale by Mondo. Each is available in three different finishes, with 32-ounce SpongeBob costing $50, the 25-ounce Patrick Star $60, and 30-ounce Squidward’s Moai house $55. I think I’m going to get the brown SpongeBob variant, then