This is a composite shot of Star Trek: The Original Series’ Kirk, Spock and McCoy reimagined as ladies. Now I know what you’re thinking, and I agree — lady Kirk looks exactly like a girl I used to have a crush on in college. “That’s actually not what I was thinking.” Haha, you were wondering if it was too early for a space boner, weren’t you? “Well?” Maybe on earth, but this is space — time works differently! “So….?” So it’s never too early! Go hang a sock on your Captain’s Quarters doorknob, champ, you’ve earned this.