Get to the chopper!
Nanny Demonstrates Predator-Like Invisibility Cloak On Home Security Cam

This is some home security camera footage from a family who realized their nanny may in fact be using an invisibility cloak similar to the one utilized by the titular Predator from the 1987 movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Man, I need to get me one of those. And not just because I keep walking by in the background of my girlfriend’s Zoom meetings naked, but her coworkers have probably seen more of me than my dermatologist and several ex-girlfriends combined.