An alleged glitch in Apple’s ‘Find My iPhone’ feature has led numerous people in the Richmond, Texas area to the door of resident Scott Schuster, who then has to explain to them that he doesn’t have their phone. Sounds like a great place to set up shop with a trench

Because this is the internet and the internet basically IS the Matrix, here’s a music video from Auralnauts featuring the characters from The Matrix performing Vanilla Ice’s 1990 banger ‘Ice Ice Baby’. It’s pretty much exactly what I expected, which was just what I needed. TRUE STORY: when I was

This is some home security camera footage from a family who realized their nanny may in fact be using an invisibility cloak similar to the one utilized by the titular Predator from the 1987 movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Man, I need to get me one of those. And not just

This is a clip of Fox 9 Minneapolis-St. Paul meteorologist Jennifer McDermed multiplying on screen and forming a psychedelic one-woman conga line due to a glitch in the Matrix. She briefly loses it before composing herself and continuing with the forecast as the graphics are restored to normal. Personally, I

Because Peacock wants to remind you that they have The Office now and you should pay for their streaming service and not just borrow your girlfriend’s mom’s password *wink* this is a previously unseen cold open from the show’s ninth season starring Dwight and Hank the security guard (Hugh Dane,

Because the internet never stops turning (even when you want to get off), this is a video of Nicolas Cage deepfaked as Neo in The Matrix. Would I watch a full-length version? Of course I would, I’d watch anything. I watched my bathroom faucet drip for over an hour yesterday,

This is a video of a Norwegian fisherman jumping while in rough seas and appearing to defy gravity. I also included a video of him walking at an almost 45-degree angle while the boat is rocking. To me that does not look like a good time. At least not for

This is a commercial from New Zealand fiber broadband provider Chorus, imagining internet glitches and buffering affecting a man named Carl in the real world. Some of those Matrix glitches — I think I’ve seen them in real life before too. Of course if this were a really accurate commercial