This is a short video of a professional high-rise window cleaner (you can tell he’s a professional because he’s alive) filming himself while standing at around 900-feet atop a sloping glass roof section of Philadelphia’s One Liberty Place (you think he works for cheesesteaks?). What a view! What a terrifying, anxiety-inducing view. I couldn’t do it. I mean at least not without a safety jetpack. “I’m pretty sure that’s an oxymoron.” When is the future gonna get here anyways? I’m tired of waiting, I thought we were supposed to be having holographic sex with aliens by now.