I AM GUNDAM.
Video Of Japan’s Giant Gundam Robot Walking, Kneeling

This is a video of Japan’s 59-foot tall Gundam robot during a movement test, successfully kneeling as well as walking a few steps. Apparently the footage has been sped up around 4X though, so he’s not exactly going to win any races. Still, I think we can all agree, this is certainly a step in the right direction. Get it? “You deserve a wedgie.” Until my underwear tear and I run home crying.

Thanks to my dad, and to my buddy Closet Nerd, who agree we’re gonna need this thing fully functional before Godzilla inevitably rises as 2020’s October surprise.