The exact couch you don’t want to see when you have the spins, this is the Adaptation Sofa designed by Fabio Novembre for purveyor of luxury furniture Cappellini. It looks like it’s leaning but the actual seat cushions are flat across. Obviously, I call the far right seat with maximum cushioning because my doctor says I have what’s known in the unlicensed portion of the medical profession that printed their diplomas off of a website as ‘a bony ass’. Then we each take a handful of Flintstone vitamins and take turns testing each other’s reflexes with his knee hammer.