These are the food-safe, ultra-realistic human skull bowls crafted and sold by Etsy shop CatacombCulture. They hold 16-ounces, come in a variety of different colors, and are hand wash only and NOT microwave safe. I am okay with that. Unfortunately, they cost $175+ depending on color, which I am much
Because who doesn’t want the salty, vinegar-y taste of a pickle on their lips at all times, this is Mr. Pickle’s World Famous Pickle Lip Balm ($12 on Amazon). Questionable world fame aside, the $12 lip balm seems to be promoted as a gag gift, which makes sense since(!) I
This is the Puking Kitty Gravy Boat originally created by glass artist Ginger Ames all the way back in 2012, which were only available for a limited time and quickly sold out. Well now Ginger and her husband have decided to start reselling the puking kitties after being featured on
This is the ‘Jetpack Pick Me Up Inflatable Costume’ created by Morph-Costumes and available on Amazon for $60. You know as a kid I figured by Halloween 2020 we’d be trick-or-treating with ACTUAL jetpacks on, blasting off from door to door to visit as many houses as possible while avoiding
Because who has the space for a whole tree, this is ‘The Against The Wall Christmas Tree’ available from purveyor of things nobody really needs Hammacher Schlemmer for $250. It’s available pre-lit with all white lights or multicolored. Would a full tree cost $500? We may never know. Or care.
This is one of the $1,900 tiny 9.9-millimeter (I lied in the title like a no-good son of a gun) Rubik’s Cubes going on sale in Japan to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the toy being sold in the country. And, I think we can all agree, what a way
Because fall y’all, these are the White Winter Ceramic Holiday Mugs from Fun Express (nothing brings fun quicker than a mug!). A set of four 16-ounce mugs costs $24 on Amazon and man, I thought my friends were bad but those are some ugly mugs. Obviously, the only place they’re
In news that’s sure to disappoint anybody with $300 of disposable income, Home Depot quickly sold out of the 12 ft. Giant-Sized Skeleton with LifeEyes from Home Accents. The $300 skeletons include LCD animated eyes for extra spooks and are unfortunately only available from dirty, price-gouging resellers on Amazon and