In ‘honey, have you seen the cat?’ news, this is a short promo video for the Laundry Jet, a system that sucks harder than most of my so-called friends to pull dirty clothes from a port in your bedroom to the laundry room. The ports are not for use with

Because summer is upon us and grilling is the reason for the season, Miller Lite is rolling out a limited release of Beercoal — charcoal infused with its fantastic canned beer taste. Don’t want to spend $12 on a tiny bag? What am I, rich? I drink Miller Lite for

Because getting towed behind a boat just isn’t enough fun for some people, Commercial Towables has developed the Galaxy Spinner, a giant boat-towed inflatable that spins around as its pulled so you can get EXTRA SICK. I swear, since when does a person have to puke just to have a

Because who hasn’t always dreamed of being shot out of a cannon and drifting back into the open eyes and mouths of your loved ones, the $375 Loved One Launcher from Cremation Solutions is a real product that allows you to shoot the ashes of the recently deceased up to

The Water Shade Canopy Float (Amazon link) is a kit designed for use with a four-post canopy tent (not included) that allows the unit to float on water, bringing shade to a lake or pool. That way you can drink cheap canned beer away from the blinding rays of the

Because, sometimes (very rarely), dreams really do come true, Volley of Australia is releasing a limited edition of their sneakers that feature detachable Velcro mullets on the heels. Now I’m not sure which one of you weirdos dreamed of these, but you deserve a medal. Or a heavier sleep medication.

You know what your underwear drawer has been missing? A nudie magazine tucked away at the bottom. Also: a pair of inflatable beach ball underwear. Thankfully, Etsy seller CandyCoatedSqueaks has you covered with these made-to-order Inflatable PVC Plastic Beach Ball Underwear/Shorts. The beach ballers, presumably made to satisfy some sort

Because nothing says let’s get under the covers and do the nasty like the sight of a wolf ass trio, the Three Wolves Mooning bedding set available from Cozzyhomes. For sale in twin to king sizes ($50 – $80), the bedding set includes two pillow cases and a duvet cover