Presumably manufactured entirely from artificial ingredients and sold by MSCHF, this box of cereal contains a single, half pound, 930-calorie Fruit Loop . You can tell it’s not an actual Kellogg’s product because Kellogg’s sells Froot Loops, and this is a Fruit Loop. And the last thing you want to

Because now is as good a time as any for the apocalypse, this is the 2023 Cat Balls wall calendar. A real product you can buy on Amazon (affiliate link), the calendar features 12 months of, you guessed it, cat balls. If weird cat balls aren’t your thing though, no

Because who doesn’t want to be strapped to a tree with their pants around their ankles trying to poop when a bear attacks, the Krapp Strapp is a tool to help you poop with ease in the great outdoors. The strap attaches to a tree, with a back pad you

In ‘honey, have you seen the cat?’ news, this is a short promo video for the Laundry Jet, a system that sucks harder than most of my so-called friends to pull dirty clothes from a port in your bedroom to the laundry room. The ports are not for use with

Because summer is upon us and grilling is the reason for the season, Miller Lite is rolling out a limited release of Beercoal — charcoal infused with its fantastic canned beer taste. Don’t want to spend $12 on a tiny bag? What am I, rich? I drink Miller Lite for

Because getting towed behind a boat just isn’t enough fun for some people, Commercial Towables has developed the Galaxy Spinner, a giant boat-towed inflatable that spins around as its pulled so you can get EXTRA SICK. I swear, since when does a person have to puke just to have a

Because who hasn’t always dreamed of being shot out of a cannon and drifting back into the open eyes and mouths of your loved ones, the $375 Loved One Launcher from Cremation Solutions is a real product that allows you to shoot the ashes of the recently deceased up to

The Water Shade Canopy Float (Amazon link) is a kit designed for use with a four-post canopy tent (not included) that allows the unit to float on water, bringing shade to a lake or pool. That way you can drink cheap canned beer away from the blinding rays of the