Because why not get the puking over with at the beginning of the night, Doritos has teamed up with the Empirical to produce a limited edition liquor flavored with its nacho cheese tortilla chips. The 42% alcohol booze is made with the flavor from actual chips, using vacuum distillation, “a

How long have you waited for official Crocs Cowboy Boots? “My whole life.” Well Crocs didn’t come out until 2002, but I admire your enthusiasm, and will accept that you’ve always dreamed about these, or something like them, since birth. And now the footwear giant has released the official Crocs

Crafted by the very talented artists at NL Studio, this 1/4 scale Thanos Resin Model features a g-string clad Thanos performing a sort of downward dog (actually the Jack-O pose from Guilty Gear) while casting a come-hither glance at the viewer. Did I mention his Infinity Gauntlet lights up? I

Presumably manufactured entirely from artificial ingredients and sold by MSCHF, this box of cereal contains a single, half pound, 930-calorie Fruit Loop . You can tell it’s not an actual Kellogg’s product because Kellogg’s sells Froot Loops, and this is a Fruit Loop. And the last thing you want to

Because now is as good a time as any for the apocalypse, this is the 2023 Cat Balls wall calendar. A real product you can buy on Amazon (affiliate link), the calendar features 12 months of, you guessed it, cat balls. If weird cat balls aren’t your thing though, no

Because who doesn’t want to be strapped to a tree with their pants around their ankles trying to poop when a bear attacks, the Krapp Strapp is a tool to help you poop with ease in the great outdoors. The strap attaches to a tree, with a back pad you

In ‘honey, have you seen the cat?’ news, this is a short promo video for the Laundry Jet, a system that sucks harder than most of my so-called friends to pull dirty clothes from a port in your bedroom to the laundry room. The ports are not for use with

Because summer is upon us and grilling is the reason for the season, Miller Lite is rolling out a limited release of Beercoal — charcoal infused with its fantastic canned beer taste. Don’t want to spend $12 on a tiny bag? What am I, rich? I drink Miller Lite for