Because getting towed behind a boat just isn’t enough fun for some people, Commercial Towables has developed the Galaxy Spinner, a giant boat-towed inflatable that spins around as its pulled so you can get EXTRA SICK. I swear, since when does a person have to puke just to have a

Because who hasn’t always dreamed of being shot out of a cannon and drifting back into the open eyes and mouths of your loved ones, the $375 Loved One Launcher from Cremation Solutions is a real product that allows you to shoot the ashes of the recently deceased up to

The Water Shade Canopy Float (Amazon link) is a kit designed for use with a four-post canopy tent (not included) that allows the unit to float on water, bringing shade to a lake or pool. That way you can drink cheap canned beer away from the blinding rays of the

Because, sometimes (very rarely), dreams really do come true, Volley of Australia is releasing a limited edition of their sneakers that feature detachable Velcro mullets on the heels. Now I’m not sure which one of you weirdos dreamed of these, but you deserve a medal. Or a heavier sleep medication.

You know what your underwear drawer has been missing? A nudie magazine tucked away at the bottom. Also: a pair of inflatable beach ball underwear. Thankfully, Etsy seller CandyCoatedSqueaks has you covered with these made-to-order Inflatable PVC Plastic Beach Ball Underwear/Shorts. The beach ballers, presumably made to satisfy some sort

Because nothing says let’s get under the covers and do the nasty like the sight of a wolf ass trio, the Three Wolves Mooning bedding set available from Cozzyhomes. For sale in twin to king sizes ($50 – $80), the bedding set includes two pillow cases and a duvet cover

Because very occasionally wishes really do come true, the WiperTags store on Amazon is selling this Forrest Gump waving decal for rear wipers (affiliate link). It looks like Forrest waving to Lieutenant Dan from his boat, right before jumping overboard out of excitement. Classic Gump! I included the gif from

Because spookiness knows no bounds, this is the Halloween Skeleton Cutlery Set available through a third-party seller on the Walmart website. The three-piece sets (a single knife, fork, and spoon) are available in black, silver, and gold for $25 – $28 depending on the finish. So not the cheapest three-piece