Oh right, this is the internet.
Sleeping Cat Snores Into Voice-Changing Microphone

This is a video of a sleeping cat snoring into one of those little voice-changing microphones. Did you forget this is the internet? This is the internet. The sound it makes sounds like a fart you really thought was going to be silent but had an agenda of its own reverberating against the hard plastic seat of your school desk chair for what feels like eternity which, yes, I did make my parents transfer me to another school district.