This is a video of rope darter Flow Mayhem performing some original Kill Bill Gogo Yubari inspired rope dart choreography to the movie’s’Battle Without Honor Or Humanity’ as performed by Imaoka Remi. Per one Youtube commenter: I was hoping she would do the neck move, didn’t disappoint Ah, the neck

This is ‘With You, Spot Can’, a commercial released by Boston Dynamics touting all the doors of possibility you’ll open when you buy one of their $74,500 Spot quadruped robots. Apparently they can do a lot of stuff. Still, let’s not mince words and just saw what Boston Dynamics was

These are several videos of artist William Cobbing using a clay cutting wire to remove pieces of the giant clay blob on his head and reveal the colorful, oozing paint beneath. So, if you were wondering what the end of the internet looks like, congratulations, you made it. Now bust

This is a short video of some dream-follower that just moved to Los Angeles filming his apartment’s bathroom door, which has a piece cut out of it so it can swing past the shitter.  In his own words while I’m thankful there isn’t a giant hole in my bathroom door

This is Rot-Weiß (“red-white”) from German condiment manufacturer Thomy. It consists of a ketchup and mayonnaise mix in a metal tube that dispenses just like striped toothpaste (available on Amazon for ~$10/tube). It’s not toothpaste though, it’s ketchyo (or mayochup). And, as a child at heart who’s never stopped mixing

This is a short video from Pennsauken Township, New Jersey of a cat chasing a laser pointer until the beam lands on a bigger cat, at which point it stops chasing, presumably because it’s gotten its ass kicked before and remembers what those claws feel like. Some more info directly

This is a video of Youtuber PetTheDamnDog (I’m never not!) demonstrating how to suspend a full water bottle from the edge of a table using a length of rope and three toothpicks, with only one toothpick actually making contact with the table. So is this how bridges work? No clue.

Because deepfakes are the new shallowfakes (like the people you thought were your friends until they ditched you at the mall just because you have a pimple *texting mom for the thousandth time ‘PLEASE COME GET ME’*), this is a video of Arnold Schwarzenegger deepfaked as the characters from The