Yikes: Dolphin Swims Up On Guy Like A Shark

Note: Check your volume, wind. Also a little appropriate cursing.

This is a video of a man filming some pelicans (first trip to the beach, huh?) when a dolphin decides there isn’t enough shit in the water already and races towards him like a shark during a feeding frenzy. That must have been exhilarating. One second you’re lazily filming pelicans, and a split-second later you think you’re about to be chum. You know, there’s just nothing like a near-death experience to make you truly appreciate living, and my friends should really be thanking me for the pranks I pull on them instead of never answering my texts again.