In fake, the shadows are all wrong news, this is a video of a modern assassin from Assassin’s Creed effortlessly jumping across a bunch of tall, narrow stone pillars in a park. For reference, I wouldn’t have even been able to climb the first one to get started. And, if by some act of God (e.g. tornado) I was able to get up there, I would almost certainly die of starvation on top of it, missing every single sandwich thrown to me by my girlfriend, partly because I’m terrified of losing my balance and falling off trying to catch it, and partly because she’s a terrible throw.
What prevents you from doing this? pic.twitter.com/fpYtKMo5ei
— The Car Plug (@Gitz__) July 31, 2020