Here it is, here it is: truck, to refrigerators, to dumpster, 360 spin onto the pallets, backflip gainer into the trashcan.
Parkour Parkour!: Guy Effortlessly Hops Across Tall, Narrow Stone Pillars In Park

In fake, the shadows are all wrong news, this is a video of a modern assassin from Assassin’s Creed effortlessly jumping across a bunch of tall, narrow stone pillars in a park. For reference, I wouldn’t have even been able to climb the first one to get started. And, if by some act of God (e.g. tornado) I was able to get up there, I would almost certainly die of starvation on top of it, missing every single sandwich thrown to me by my girlfriend, partly because I’m terrified of losing my balance and falling off trying to catch it, and partly because she’s a terrible throw.

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  1. ML-K

    Golden Child

  2. kgb999

    So, what’s with the crapton of rock pillars in that park?

  3. James Mcelroy

    Yeah, i’ts like that one time in never back down when that guy did that thing.