This is a video of the members of parkour team STORROR playing an extreme game of the floor is lava by taking turns attempting to parkour their way across Full Fathom Five, a seafarer memorial sculpture created by artist Michael Dan Archer in Portishead, England. The sculpture consists of 108 granite pillars of varying height, and looks like a great way to hurt yourself. For reference, I play the floor is lava all the time AND NEVER LOSE. “He kicks himself around in his office chair.” Honey! “What?” Work smarter, not harder.