Covered in actual poop from digging their nests in the meter-thick layer of bird crap on the cliffs of Peru (a result of the massive number of birds fishing offshore there), this is a video of a group of Humboldt penguins running across the backs of hundreds of sea lions in order to reach the shore and wash the stink off. Me? I would have just grown accustomed to it, but that’s me and my girlfriend just informed me she wants separate bedrooms. Like, her’s in her own apartment, and mine in mine. Wait a minute…
Keep going for the video, actual sealsurfing begins around 2:15.