This is a video of pianist Lord Vinheteiro playing the piano via two old manual typewriters with their keys attached to the piano’s keys via string. That’s something. Now play All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! Sometimes I wish I could play the piano. Nothing crazy, just well enough to impress everyone at a dinner party and know they’ll all go home talking about how suave and debonair I am instead of how I took my pants off and pole danced with a floor lamp until I got electrocuted.