Gosh, I really do feel like I've been struck by a smooth criminal.
Smooth As Silk: Dancer Demonstrates Mind-Bogglingly Smooth Moves At Red Light

These are several videos of incredibly skilled Polish dancer (like he’s from Poland, not like his dance style is kinda like pole dancing) SFINKS (aka Kamil Szpejenkowski) demonstrating his unworldly smooth moonwalk and glides in the crosswalk while stopped at a red light. He’s so incredibly smooth it looks like CGI instead of something somebody would actually be capable of. Plus he’s got a rat tail that I guarantee makes actual rats jealous. “He’s the total package.” Amen to that, Master Splinter! Wanna go for some pizza? “I already ate some off the floor of the subway station.” Was there any more?

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Combination of Jedi & MJ ##dc ##fyp ##ultrasmoothmoves ##smoothcriminal ##gliding

♬ Smooth Criminal (2012 Remaster) – Michael Jackson

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Before green light or another bites the dust ##fyp ##dc ##bitesthedust ##taniec

♬ Another One Bites The Dust – Remastered 2011 – Queen