This is a video from Alabamian Wesley Klein, who filmed a snake that had emerged from the ceiling where the fan is (clearly not very well) attached and proceeds to bonk its head on the blades for a while trying to figure out how to get past this rapidly moving floor. And it finally does find a way, in the form of being flung directly at Wesley, who screams and runs outside. Me? I would have grabbed that snake by the neck and demanded answer. WHERE’S THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT? I’M STARVING.

Keep going for the video, but you can skip to 0:40 for the exciting finale.

Thanks to Just A, who agrees that’s what you get for not stopping the fan and helping the snake outside.